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In honor of tonight's Season 1 finale of Empire, the show that is smashing records and leaving them in its wake, we're paying tribute to the show's breakout character — and our shade-throwing idol. Here are 23 times Cookie took the verbal burn and made it a veritable art form.
1. That time she had a pretty spot-on nickname for Anika
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Of all the things Cookie has called Boo Boo Kitty, this might be our fave.
2. That time she used some descriptors straight to Anika's face
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Cookie: 782,491. Anika: Big fat zero.
3. That time Cookie outlined the separation of church and state
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Cookie is the state, you guys. And her constitution is one that will see a generation of children actually pay attention in history class.
4. When she gave us the inside scoop on how infrastructure works
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And she pretty much made the streets seem like the more desirable option.
5. When she had no time for pleasantries
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Cookie got straight onto that basketball court and blitzed through Vernon's defense. NBA teams are looking to draft her.
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6. When Lucious was legit lucky
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But we kinda wanted her to feel like a scene, because we know she would have shut it down and we like watching her do that.
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7. When she contributed wisdom to a business meeting
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Well, that settles that, then.
8. When she had a conversation with the lord
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And she selflessly asked for things for others and not just for herself.
9. When she had that showdown with Naomi Campbell
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And for the first time in the history of people fighting with Naomi, our money wasn't on Naomi.
10. That time she didn't even say anything
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And Anika still had to get the burn cream.
11. The first time in history anyone has grabbed and slapped their own ass and we thought it was a legitimate move
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Can't argue with the woman — that is, indeed, an ass.
12. When she expressed a preference
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But that preference was laced with the kind of shade that could save the whole planet from unprecedented levels of sun exposure due to global warming. Basically, Cookie has the ability to provide a significant worldwide service.
13. When she made stuttering a language we wanted to learn
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No GIF will ever do the delivery of this line justice.
14. When she was courteous enough to provide a reminder
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But it seemed insane that anyone would forget to do something we've been doing since the moment Cookie graced our screens.
15. When she explained to Lucious how things were going to go
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Cookie's rhyming abilities are unparalleled. Dr. Seuss has conceded the crown.
16. When she dished out a whopping helping of the truth
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That sound you hear? Oh, that's just the sound of kindling from Cookie's ultimate burn.
17. When she rolled her eyes and it was E.P.I.C. ![Cookie 16]()
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BRB, just filling out an enrollment form for Cookie's School of Eye-Rolling.
18. That time Camilla told Cookie she wasn't one of her "jailbird mates"
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And we kinda wanted the two of them to end up in jail together so Cookie could show Camilla who's boss. Cookie Is the New Orange Is the New Black, anyone?
19. That time we entertained the idea of Cookie being in charge of who goes up and who goes down
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To be honest with you, if St. Peter turns out to be St. Cookie, it won't at all surprise us. In fact, it would seem like a pretty logical job for Cookie.
20. When she pointed out Lucious' growth
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Well, it's not at all surprising that a man would grow a vagina, given we know that Cookie was able to grow the largest balls ever seen on television.
21. When she pointed out the obvious
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And we were all like, "Um, yeah, dude, what do you mean by 'you people'?"
22. The only time we ever thought it was right and just for someone to say this
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Because, like, he should totally know who Cookie is. Everybody should.
23. That time she said "Bye, Felicia" with the shade of a thousand trees
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All hail.
Empire's two-hour season finale airs tonight on Fox.